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CYBER GARAGE TYCOON // EST. YESTERDAY // SHIPS TOMORROW (MAYBE)

๐Ÿ“… DAY 1
GUEST
๐Ÿ’ธ Runway (Probably) $500.00 Audited by nobody. Paid out daily.
โ˜• Caffeine Reserves 100 / 100 mg of desperation
Regenerates +15 mg daily or via coffee pour.
๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ Sketch Factor 10 / 10 chutzpah
Regenerates +2 chutzpah daily or via gigs.
๐ŸŽญ Imposter Tier: 1 0 / 100 bullet points
Junior Copy-Paster ยท Another line item for LinkedIn nobody will read.
No active crises. Suspicious. Investigate immediately.
โ–ถ ACTIVE QUEST Tutorial skipped. Good luck. Objective: survive until coffee respawns
LUK
DEBT
GRIND
SAVE
๐Ÿ“… Standups today: 3 (2 were about lunch) ๐ŸŒ SO tabs open: 18 ๐Ÿ˜ถ Morale: 52% (survey optional) ๐Ÿ› Prod bugs: ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ ๐Ÿ“ง Unread: 847
๐Ÿ“œ CORPORATE MANDATE All bugs are now 'unexpected user journeys'. Do not fix.
STUDIO BROADCAST
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๐Ÿข Studio Command Center
๐Ÿ’พ Game Development Board
๐Ÿ‹๏ธ Gigs Zone

๐Ÿ•น๏ธ Training Arcade

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๐ŸŽช Quick Activities

โšก Gig Board โ€” arcade crimes

๐Ÿ—๏ธ Office Expansion
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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Active Team
๐Ÿ”ฌ Research Laboratory
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