Effective Date: June 2026
1. Acceptance of Terms
By using Dev end, you agree to forfeit your sleep, sanity, and promise not to sue us when your spaghetti code causes a memory leak that eats your computer's RAM.
2. Eligibility
You must be at least 13 years of age or possess the mental age of a tired senior developer surviving solely on caffeine and dry humor.
3. Disclaimer
Dev end is a text-based satirical simulation. No actual monetary transactions or real-world company registration takes place, nor does it guarantee you'll ever center a div on your first attempt.